Fountains of Wayne - The Man In The Santa Suit lyrics

At the koc local 313<br>There's a fat man standing by the soda machine<br>And he knows, he knows, he knows<br>Life can be funny<br><br>He calls the hair salon says put loretta on<br>Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone<br>And I know, I know, God knows<br>We need the money<br><br>And he's a big red cherry<br>But it's hard to be merry<br>When the kids are all laughing<br>Saying hey it's jerry garcia<br>Ain't he cute? <br>The man in the santa suit<br><br>And all the moms in town bring their brats around<br>And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down<br>Now it's up, hey how 'bout that<br>It looks like a milkshake<br><br>Now jimmy's grown this year says mommy quick come here<br>Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer<br>And he says, kid shut your mouth<br>You give me a headache<br><br>And he's jolly and hairy<br>But it's hard to be merry<br>When the guys at the bar<br>Say he looks like a fairy<br>But he's doing it just for the loot<br>The man in the santa suit<br><br>[break] verse x2<br><br>And he's a big red cherry<br>He's jolly and hairy<br>Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care<br>He stays cool<br>Ain't he cute? <br>The man in the santa suit<br><br>[fade out with intro]