Fountains of Wayne - Half A Woman lyrics

They called him great scott<br>Because he was great<br>They called her great susan<br>Cause she was his date<br>She climbed in a box<br>He cut her in two<br>And when he was through<br>She was just half a woman<br><br>And he'd tie her up<br>Set her on fire<br>He'd douce her with oil<br>The crowd would go wild<br>She was always alright<br>At the end of the night<br>But somehow she felt<br>Like just half a woman<br><br>The show went the same way<br>Year after year<br>He'd wave his magic wand<br>She'd disappear<br>One day she asked<br>How did this come to be<br>Somewhere there must be more to me<br><br>One day she left<br><br>She climbed through the stage<br>And into the trap door<br>Under the lion's cage<br>And after a spell<br>He said what the hell<br>It was just as well<br>She was just half a woman