Flotsam & Jetsam - Mr. Ridiculous lyrics

Red lights flashing in my living room

Friends and family playing with the zoom

I have seen this all before

Monkeys rolling through the swinging door

Buying, selling candy to the whores

I don't really like this anymore

Mr. Ridiculous

Indigestion stings the throat

She gave a glowjob to a goat

Aids is no reason to gloat

Why carry oil on a boat?

Mr. Ridiculous

(lead)

Eat the rich and use a little sauce

Look to the north you'll find the moss

The tiger really thinks he's boss

Don't make the loud people angry

Mr. Ridiculous