Five Iron Frenzy - Oh, Canada lyrics

Canada, oh Canada it's great

The people are nice and they speak French too

If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue

The Great White North, their kilts are plaid

Hosers take off, it's not half bad

I want to be where yaks can run free

Where Royal Mounties can arrest me

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today

Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait

They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs

Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs

We all think it's kind of a drag

That you have to go there to get milk in a bag

They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"

That's the mighty power of Canada

I want to be where lemmings run into the sea

Where the marmosets can attack me

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today

Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait

Please, please, explain to me

How this all has come to be

We forgot to mention something here

Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?

And Slurpees made from venison, That's deer

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today

Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait