Extraordinary Magnitude - Fat Girl Grenade lyrics

Listen up guys we're on a mission We're fish'n, and wish'n for some hotties with a body like venus I seen us, blow it when we went ta' score (Every Damn Night!) Because there is no I in Team, I mean, how many times have we buckled on the scene With two or three hotties and a fatty We had the, hotties on our jock, but the fatty got catty! She was bitter cause she got straight dissed She was get'n bored, and pissed, ignored, so listen! Somebody's got ta' take one for the team I mean, a screen ya' know somebody's got ta' run it cause fat girls need love too (Its true!) So lets row sham bow for the big'n, yer wig'n Paper beats rock so you're swig'n Get'n faded for yer run cover play, I say Don't be mad cause its yer duty (Yes sir!) You throw flack so we can go and get the booty It's a war yo, and sacrifice is key! (Roll it in flower dog!) Fat girls I see em' all around me I think they're try'n ta' drown me cause ya' know I'm swim'n in obesity Greasy french fries swell'n up your thys Cottage cheese on your back side the mirror doesn't lie Ya' know I don't mind a little cushion for the push'n I never hesitate ta' get that maximum mush'n I got my beer goggles on and now I'm go'n for it (Dude! She's like 350 pounds!) That ain't shit! People always diss'n me, cause I like em' big My ex-girl was a mutherfuck'n pig I'll put a chicken wing, on a string and drag it down my hallway just ta' make them follow me to my bedroom, uh oh no I've got ta' make room so they fit through my doorway I spend my free time, diet center hop'n That's where I do my fat girl shop'n People treat fat girls like the plague but if not for Jenny Craig, I'd probably never get laid Fat blonds got ta' get they mack on Just like every red head bigger than a tool shed, go ahead!