Exodus - Objection Overruled lyrics

Bailiff start the video recorder

You've been sworn, what's your

complaint?

Speak up son, don't hesitate!

He presided in his courtroom so long ago

He was hanging cowboys for stealing

buffalo

Court is adjourned, for his honor's

feeling ill

The shaking old relic needs a glycerin pill!

Hang up your rope 'cause you're

looking tired

If it was up to me they'd all be fired

Day after day convicting all those liars

This ain't TV jail

It's TV hell!

Chorus

Believe it or not

Those walking blood clots

Make enough money for a thousand

foot yacht

Who in Hollywood

Did they every acquit?

Just senile, judicial idiots

As the drama unfolds

And the law he upholds

If you look real close

You could see him growing mold

Small claims messiah

Is only a pariah to be ridiculed...

Objection Overruled!

All rise as he takes the bench

To hear his old voice make my

gut wrench

Silence to those who are in his court

I'm found guilty by his report

No washed-up judge can say to me

The shit he throws arround when

he's on TV

What can he fucking do, throw me in jail?

I'd slap out his dentures, post them

for bail!

Hang up your robe 'cause you're

looking tired

If it was up to me they'd all be fired

Day after day convicting all those liars

This ain't TV jail, it's TV hell!

Chorus

You lose the case

To a bigger bullshit they you today

When it comes to the end

You tell all of TV land what you've

got to say

When you're dead and gone

Will they get another fossil to carry on?

They must go to school

To hand-pick these old fools

I say to you

Objection Overruled!

It's all Perry Mason's fault!

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