Evildead - Unauthorized Exploitation lyrics

He's your friendly merchant dude,

He's so thrash and He's so cool,

The local thief who bootlegs tapes,

For twice the price a worthless shake,

He's such a rip - He takes your money

Can't trust a face - With eyes so shifty

Stinks up the room with all his bullshit

We know his greed - We'll have the last laugh

To the pig who books the clubs,

You're so fat you stink like swill,

When you walk your layers shake,

Clothes your size they do not make,

Dragging along in your Eldorado

Dispersing foul air through your HUGE buttcheeks

to gaze on your shape it makes me nauseas

You dirty fat slob - You're fucking worthless.

GRIPPING, CRAWLING, TO MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP

DISCOURAGED, BROKE, THEY PAY YOU NOTHING FOR A SET

LIARS, CHEATERS, YOU GET REAMED FOR ALL YOUR SWEAT

BACKSTABBING, DECEIT, THE TIME WILL COME TO CHANGE THE END

You pack the house, but they don't care,

the biggest draw, but they're not fair,

You want your money, it makes them laugh

Come back next week, and bust your ass.

RIP THE PIG DESTROY HIS DAMN GREED!!!

[solo: Gonzales]

GRIPPING, CRAWLING, TO MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE TOP

DISCOURAGED, BROKE, THEY PAY YOU NOTHING FOR A SET

LIARS, CHEATERS, YOU GET REAMED FOR ALL YOUR SWEAT

BACKSTABBING, DECEIT, THE TIME WILL COME TO CHANGE THE END

You pack the house, but they don't care,

the biggest draw, but they're not fair,

You want your money, it makes them laugh

Come back next week, and bust your ass.

EXPLOIT OUR RIGHTS - UNAUTHORIZED

STEAL OUR PAY - YOUR CROOKED WAYS

A swindler you've become

A peddler and a con

Fast talker you won't last

Procrastinator, Liar, corruption you desire,

Always on the take,

And if we don't get you first,

Someday your time will come,

We'll burn your name around,

Blackballed over town...