Even Stevens - Morning Announcements lyrics

Lawrence Junior High wont you lend me an ear,

I hope this P.A. System is loud and clear

Now listen up people, i got something to say

These are the morning announcements for today.

Be sure to check the lost and found between classes,

Theres a comb in there and a pair of really thick glasses,

Looks like somebody (hmm) lost their pants,

Theres a whole salami sandwhich and some complementary ants.

I hope you 7th graders got a lot of rest,

Because todays your physical endurance test,

Tugnuts wearing a crazy grin,

6th period, in the gym, let the pain begin!

Thats all for this morning,

oh did i mention

Theres only one name on the list for detention,

Hes never been accused of over-achieving,

Hes that goofy, little trouble maker,

Louis Stevens (who)

Louis Stevens (oh)

Now i'm leavin, Out!