Eugene Mcguinness - Monsters Under The Bed lyrics

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there are,

so many hours in the day

i know i've got work to do but hey

my will to move or even use my brain

is weathered by eternal english rain

and when the talk show ends i scream

right at the screen for more pregnant teens

i can't fall asleep

it's almost 3

so i water the flowers out on the street

[chorus]

i spent 5 hours on the net

last night

avoidin' the monsters under my bed

with square eyes

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how fan-fucking-tabulous it is

to be so scared of the dark like this

i know i've got work to do

it's a bitch

i'm staggering 'round

i can't find the switch

[extended chorus]

i spent 5 hours on the net last night

avoidin' the monsters under my bed

with square eyes

now i dare not stick my feet off the end

in case they bite

and sing the monster song

[ :random ]

la-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah [x4]

[ :D ]

there are,

so many hours in the day

to address this problem in some way

some barbie doll talks of carb intake

i turn it off

for now i'm okay

Thanks to xiuxiu for these lyrics