Eminem - Steve Berman (skit) lyrics

Eminem: Heyyy!

Steve: Hey, Em, what`s up?

Eminem: Steve Berman. What`s goin` on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What`s up?

Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?

Eminem: Umm, yeah, what`s...

Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.

Secretary: Okay.

Eminem: So what`s up? How`s orders looking for the first week?

Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.

Eminem: Wh-

Steve: This album is less than nothing. I can`t sell this fucking record.

Eminem: Wha-

Steve: Do you know what`s happening to me out there?

Eminem: Wh-wha-what`s the problem?

Steve: Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!

Eminem: Who`s Violent...?

Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?

Eminem: But, I-

Steve: I`m gonna lose my fuckin` job over this. You know why Dre`s record was so successful? He`s rappin` about big-screen tv`s, blunts, 40`s and bitches. You`re rappin` about homosexuals and Vicadin.

Eminem: I mean-

Steve: I can`t sell this shit!

Eminem: What-

Steve: Either change the record or it`s not coming out!

Eminem: What, I-

Steve: Now get the fuck out of my office!

Eminem: What am I supposed-

Steve: NOW!

Eminem: Alright man, whatever.