Eminem - Jingle Bells (featuring Bob Rivers) lyrics

[Bob Rivers:]

Yo, yo

[Girl as Dina Rae:]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jinglin' all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride

From Detroit to East LA

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]

Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man

I'm leavin' blood in the snow and smacking fat men

You mean Santa? That boy's a bitch

He caught my mom Christmas eve and tried to give her a kiss

Fo' real, he's no joke, the guy don't play

He tried to ride way more than a one-horse sleigh

Laughing all the way, but he's not laughin' today

We'll jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay

COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK'S A GONNER!

We'll be snacking on deer, EATIN' Blitzen and Donner

Not a question of when, not even a maybe

Have a drunk Mrs. Clause sayin' “Jiggle it, Baby!”

Give a new meaning to “Ho, ho, ho”

Shake that ass, girl, bumpin' booty in the snow

So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll

We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you the coal

[Girl as Dina Rae:]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jinglin' all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jinglin' all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride

From Detroit to East LA

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]

Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend

Grab Rudolph's horns, and see how far they bend

When his nose turns red, his ass gets sent

Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friends

Oh, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice

In fact, he'll have me listed as 'naughty' twice

Not cuz' of the fight, or the Christmas gift heist,

But Because of all the nog I left on his wife

It's time for old nick to move and retire

'Fore we roast his nuts on a big ass fire

Yes I'm that bad, Yes, I'm that crude

I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude

All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick

I mean, when's the last time you seen your dick

I don't mean to throw a fit and I'm not one to bitch

But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit

[Girl as Dina Rae:] (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jinglin' all the way (check it out)

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey (yeah)

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jinglin' all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride

From Detroit to East LA

(yo)

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey

(yo, yo)

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Jingling all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride

From Detroit to East LA