Eminem - Criminal lyrics
A lot of people ask me...
stupid fuckin questions.
a lot of people think...
that what i say on record
or what i talk about on a record
that i actually do in real life
or that i believe in it
or if i say that i wanna kill somebody
that im actually gonna do it
or that i believe in it
well shit...
if you believe that...
then ill kill you...you know why?
cuz im a CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
you goddamn right...
IMA CRIMINAL
yeah ima a CRIMINAL
my words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
ill stab you in the head whether youre a fag or lez
and a homosex? hermaph or a trans-it-vest
pants undressed, hate fags? the answer`s yes
homophobic? nah youre just heterophobic
starin at my jeans watchin my genitals buldge over
thats my motherfuckin balls you better let go of em
they belong in my scrotum youll never get hold of em
`hey its me, versace,whoops somebody shot me
and i was just checkin the mail, get it? checkin the male,
how many records you expectin to sell
after your second lp sends you directly to jail?`
CMON RELAX GUY, I LIKE GAY MEN RIGHT KID?
GIMME AN AMEN (amen!)
please lord this boy needs jesus
he almost tried to help us destroy these demons
oh and please send me a brand new car
and a prostitute, while my wife`s sick in the hospital
preacher preacher, 5th grade teacher
you cant reach me, my mom cant either
you cant teach me a goddamn thing cuz
i watch tv and comcast cable
you aint able to stop these thoughts
you cant stop me from toppin these charts
and you cant stop me from droppin these marks
with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards
and to think, its just little old me
mr. dont give a fuck, still wont plea
im a CRIMINAL
everytime i write a rhyme these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my
mind
i guess im a CRIMINAL
i dont gotta say a word i just flip em the bird and keep goin, no attention from
no one
im a CRIMINAL
everytime i write a rhyme these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my
mind
i guess im a CRIMINAL
i dont gotta say a word i just flip em the bird and keep goin, no attention from
no one
your mother did drugs,hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed
the baby came out disfigured ligaments and knees
it was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
dont dare make fun of that baby cuz that baby was me
im a CRIMINAL, an animal caged but turned crazed
but how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you werent raised?
soon as i got older and i got a lot taller
my dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger
i drank more liquor, `the fuck you want` quicker
you wanna fuck me up for sayin the word nigger?
my motives went (pfft) went the president got oral
sex in his oval office on top of his desk harder
and soon employed, dont ignore me you wont avoid me
you cant miss me, im white, blonde hair and my nose is pointy
im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
in plane crashes or last as long as it aint happenin to him
slim shady im as crazy as eminem and kim combined
replacin the doctor, cuz dre couldnt make it today
hes a little under the weather so im takin his place (muffled talking)
oh thats dre with an ak to his face
dont make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
i told you dre you shoulda kept that thing put away
i guess that`ll teach you not to let me play with it again
im a CRIMINAL
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alright look, just go up in that motherfucker
and get the motherfucking money and get the fuck outta there
aright
ill be out here waitin on you
alright
oh em...
what!
dont kill nobody this time!
ohhh! goddamn fuck this motherfuckin...(whistling)
oh how you doin?
hi
I need to make a withdrawal
put the fucking money and the bag bitch and i wont kill you
oh my god (putting money in bag)
im not gonna kill you
please dont kill me, dont hurt me
im not gonna fucking kill you, hurry the fuck up with the money
*BLAM*
thank you!
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windows tinted on my ride when i drive in it
cuz when i rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
so help me, this guys in it
and if anyone identifies the guy i hide for five minutes
come back and shoot the eye witness
fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
die bitches, bastards, rats, pests
just puffy`s lucky i didnt blast his ass yet!
if i ever gave a fuck id shave my nuts
suck my dick in between my legs and cluck
you motherfucking chickens aint brave enough
to say the stuff i say so this tape gets shut
shit, half the shit i say i just make it up
to make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass
and if its not a rapper that i make it as
ima be a fuckin rapist in a jason mask!
im a CRIMINAL
everytime i write a rhyme these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my
mind
i guess im a CRIMINAL
i dont gotta say a word i just flip em the bird and keep goin, no attention from
no one
im a CRIMINAL
everytime i write a rhyme these people thinks its a crime i tell em whats on my
mind
i guess im a CRIMINAL
i dont gotta say a word i just flip em the bird and keep goin, no attention from
no one
(4x)
