Eminem - Ass Like That lyrics

The way you shake it,

I can't believe it,

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it,

you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing

I don't believe it,

it's almost to good to be true

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it,

you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing

The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer

She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jamz

I think someone's at the door but

I don't think Imma answer

Police saying, Freeze... d-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

Please I'm a human being

I have needs, I'm not done,

not til I'm finished peeing

I'm not resisting arrest,

I am agreeing Mr. Officer

I'm already on my knees,

I can't get on the ground any further

It's impossible for me,

and do not treat me like a murderer

I just like to pee, pee, pee,

Yes, I make R&B I sing song,

it go Ringy Chong ah Ching Chong Chong Chong Ching

psyche, I joke I joke,

I kid I kid.

If i'm offend, I'm sorry

Please, Please forgive,

for I am Triumph, the puppet dog

I am a mere puppet,

I can get away anything I say

and you will love it

The way you shake it,

I can't believe it,

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it,

you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting

Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that

Every time I see that show on MTV

my pee pee goes...d-doing doing doing

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they getting older,

they're starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn

Police saying, Freeze... d-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

Jeez I just got my seat

I have ticket, look I put away,

my zipper zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theatre,

please

I did not even get

to see Mary Kate's shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm Pee-Wee Herman

This movie's PG, Mr. Officer,

I demand to see my attorney

I will simple plead innocent,

cop a plea, and be free

Free, yes free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyers with Michael,

He's too busy?

I am Triumph,

Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I could say that and you laugh

cause there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it,

I can't believe it,

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it,

you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough

so I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass and

she'll make my pee pee go... d-doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO

In that video she sings "get out" you bozo

I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo

Police saying, Freeze... d-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?

My computers will be seized

And my keys to my ranch.

I just baked cookies

Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I could say the word pee pee

Pee on the radio

but I think I did

Janet is that a breast?

I think I just saw a tit

psyche, i joke i joke,

I kid I kid.

I don't think my joke is working I must flee

Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it,

I can't believe it,

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it,

you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing

So Gwen Stafani will you pee pee on me,

Please

I ain't never seen an ass like that

Cause the way you move it,

you make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing