Emily Haines - The Maid Needs A Maid lyrics

Bros before hos, disagree on the sidelines

Fight for a fee, the man needs a maid

The maid needs a maid

Bros before hos, it's a rule, read the guidelines

You trouble me, your breasts heave when you sing

Your mouth should be working for me, for free

Sewin' up the fold 'cause I've been late out

Would you put on the fire for me?

Draw the bath and remind me to eat

You won't need a real job

You won't need a real job

Because I would love to pay for you

You could be a good wife to me

I would love to pay for you

You are the maid for me