Elvis Presley - U.s. Male lyrics

Now, I`m a U.S. Male `cause I was born

In a Mississippi town on a Sunday morn

Now Mississippi just happens to occupy a place

In the southeastern portion

of this here United States

Now that`s a matter of fact, buddy

And you know it well

So I just call myself the U.S. Male

That`s M-A-L-E, son. That`s me!

Now I said all that to say all this

I`ve been watchin` the way

You`ve been watchin` my miss

For the last three weeks

you been hot on her trail

And you kinda upset this U.S. Male

You touch her once with your greasy hands

I`m gonna stretch your neck

like a long rubber band

She`s wearin` a ring that I bought her on sale

And that makes her the property of this U.S. Male

You better not mess with the U.S. Male my friend

The U.S. Male gets mad, he`s gonna do you in

You know what`s good for yourself son

You better find somebody else son

Don`t tamper with the property of the U.S. Male

Through the rain and the heat

and the sleet and the snow

The U.S. Male is on his toes

Quit watchin` my woman, for that ain`t wise

You ain`t pullin` no wool over this boy`s eyes

I catch you `round my woman, champ

I`m gonna leave your head

`bout the shape of a stamp

Kinda flattened out, so you`ll do well

To quit playin` games with this U.S. Male

You better not mess with the U.S. Male my friend

The U.S. Male gets mad, he`s gonna do you in

You know what`s good for yourself son

You better find somebody else son

Don`t tamper with the property of the U.S. Male

Sock it to me

All right...now I`m gonna tell it like it is son

I catch you messin` `round

with that woman of mine

I`m gonna lay one on ya.

You`re talkin` to the U.S. Male

The American U.S. Male