(words by daryl hall & john oates

Music by daryl hall)



Put on your feline finery "da’ katz" are meeting down below

If you feel like rocking with a tabbytomand calico

It’ll dirty up your pedigree

But we guarantee a good time

Wee got some catnip that’ll set you free

Come oncome onpaws on the line

Alley katzallen katz come out and play

Yowlin’ and howlin’ a social ballet

Out in the alley it’s strictly low brow

Alley katzalley katz make me meowmeowmeow

Felix is a puss in boots

He really likes to scratch and bite

Sylvester is unnatural

The kitty is a catamite

He will dirty up your pedigree

He will guarantee a good time

He got some catnip that’ll set you free

Come oncome onpaws on the line

Alley katzalley katz come out and play

Yowlin’ and howlin’ a social ballet

Out in the alley it’s strictly low brow

Alley katzalley katz make me meowmeowmeow