Elton John - Medley lyrics

Music by elton john and davey johnstone<br>Lyrics by bernie taupin<br>Available on the album rock of the westies<br><br>Yell help, too many cooks and a bird in the bush, yell help<br>Yell help, if your mirror busts and your cat gets cussed, yell help<br>`cause down the road you find someone else who's looking<br>Down the road you find another sweet lady cooking<br>So I gotta yell help<br><br>Yell help, some shelter from the storm like the travel agent warned<br>Yell help, if you can help your superstitions they gonna keep you warm<br>`cause down the road you find someone else who's looking<br>Down the road you seen another sweet lady cooking<br>So I gotta yell help<br><br>I wish tonight wasn't wednesday night<br>I wish it wasn't the thirteenth of july, yell help<br>And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny<br>That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight<br><br>Well I met this woman down in new orleans<br>Lord she built just like a dream<br>Even wore stockings that had seams<br>And she was ugly<br><br>Now hell I don't mind women of her kind<br>I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly<br><br>She built like a steamroller<br>Just the kind to mow you over anytime<br>Hey the moment might arrive<br><br>On bourbon street<br>Well the ugliest woman you'll ever meet<br>But she's mine all mine and she's ugly<br>So I better yell help