Electric Light Orchestra - The Diary Of Horace Wimp lyrics

Monday:late again,today,he'd be in trouble though<br>He'd say he was sorry,he'd have to hurry out the bus.<br><br>Tuesday:horace was so sad,he'd never had a girl that he<br>Could care for,and if he was late once more,he'd be out.<br><br>Chorus<br><br>Don't be afraid,just knock on the door,<br>Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.<br>Then a voice from above said--<br>Horace wimp,this is your life,<br>Go out and find yourself a wife.<br>Make a stand and be a man,<br>And you will have a great life plan.<br><br>Wednesday:horace met a girl,she was small and she<br>Was very pretty,he thought he was in love,he was afraid.<br><br>Thursday:asks her for a date,the cafe down the street<br>Tomorrow evening,his head was reeling,<br>When she said yes o.k.<br><br>Repeat chorus<br><br>Friday:horace,this is it,he asks the girl if maybe they<br>Could marry,when she says gladly. horace cries.<br><br>Sunday:everybody's at the church,when horace<br>Rushes in and says now here come my wife,<br>For the rest of my life. and she did.<br><br>Repeat chorus