Electric Light Orchestra - Illusions In G Major lyrics

On the seven seas there was aphantom ship acoming,<br>Shinin' in the dead of night,<br>I heard the crew a hummin'<br>Tunes that sounded like the rolling stones and leonard cohen.<br>But they didn't know the words,<br>So I assumed that they was foreign.<br><br>Chorus<br>But I heard them just the same doctor let me teach 'em,<br>I just wanna please 'em, doctor let me teach 'em.<br><br>I looked up in the sky there was a phantom plane a comin',<br>Shinin' in the dead of night,<br>I heard the pilot saying,<br>Poems that were written by john keats and robert browning.<br>But he didn't know the words so,<br>I suppose that it was nothing.<br><br>Chorus<br>But I heard them just the same doctor let me teach 'em,<br>I just wanna please 'em, doctor let me teach 'em.<br><br>Doctor please believe me, I know you won't decieve me,<br>But do these things I'm seein', have any hidden meaning.<br>It's all good entertainment and it doesn't cost a penny.<br>So please doc, let me teach 'em, if I could only reach 'em.<br><br>Chorus<br>But I heard them just the same doctor let me teach 'em,<br>I just wanna please 'em, doctor let me teach 'em.