Edguy - Trinidad lyrics

"Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know..."

"Hello Girls!"

"Hello Tobi, you hot little machine!!!"

I'm a sight for sore eyes

Oh, if your eyes would only see

I've been born on tiptoe

Still you looked like a lighthouse next to me

You pet named me Napoleon

I was proud 'til I got the reason why, why

Never aimed for confrontation

You've been sleeping when I kissed your ass goodbye

Oh, while you read this letter

I'd just gone to eat out

By the way:

My, what a sunshine in Trinidad

Hope you're okay, light years away

My, what a heat wave in Trinidad

Hope you don't mind if I stay

Pitcher goes too often to the well

And now the Pitcher's gone insane (ratatatataa)

Gotta run away, boiling over, getting hell

And found the answer on a plane

Oh, I've been pissing off

Before you might could have pissed me off

I hope you're fine, yeah

My, what a sunshine in Trinidad

Mind if you stay? I do okay!

My, what a heat wave in Trinidad

Sunburned a night flight away

"Honey you're looking good so far away from me

The weather is great, the beach is great, the food is great

Everything is great and you're so far away, I love you, honey

Greetings from Trinidad, hey!"

My, what a sunshine in Trinidad

Mind if you stay? I do okay!

My, what a heat wave in Trinidad

Sunburned a night flight away, hey

My, what a sunshine in Trinidad

Mind if you stay? I do okay!

My, what a heat wave in Trinidad

Sunburned a night flight away

"Oh, I'm not only singer in the band, you know

Back and home in Germany I was a famous porn star, hahaha"