Edguy - Lavatory Love Machine lyrics

Oh, if only Brazil was not so far, far away

I would swim or walk or ride

But never ever fly

But all the noise of the maniacs there

The sweat on my face it's worth to bear

But I don't wanna bounce and die

But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress

I close my eyes, I know what I would go for

Stewardess before I crash

Lavatory love machine

No fear can quell my steam

Lavatory love machine

No cabin fire burn my dream

I am at your disposal

I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide

Wheeling junk along the isle

Keep your seat belt fastened

You're whipping with an iron voice your command

Uh mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat

I realise the domina feels the same

And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory love machine

No fear can quell my steam

Lavatory love machine

No cabin fire burn my dream

Lavatory love machine

No broken wings to stop me stream

Lavatory love machine

Honey, do you like the way I cream?

Now if I gotta die

I'll have been stiff and smiling 'til the crash

Let them know I've been alive

'Til I made my final splash

Lavatory love machine

No fear can quell my steam

Lavatory love machine

No cabin fire burn my dream

Lavatory love machine

No broken wings to stop me stream

Lavatory love machine

Honey, do you like the way I cream?

Don't hear the scary noises

From the turbine when you scream