Eddy Arnold - So Round So Firm So Fully Packed lyrics

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal

So complete from front to back that's my pal

(Tosted} Toasted by the sun and I'm a son of a gun

If She don't make my five o'clock shadow come around at one

You can bet your boots had walked for miles through the snow

Just to see her tooth paste (face) smile they mentioned on the radio

If you don't think she's lot of fun just ask the man who owns one (once wants)

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal

[ steel - guitar ]

So round so firm so fully packed she's for me

She's just like a money (bag) back guarantee

Like a barfly goes for drink like a (bobysocks) bobbysocks go for Frank

And just like Jesse James he go for money in the bank

From a head to foot she's a perfect size she's a (wist) whiz

But she wears a forty-five gun that is

She's got a look that's so (impression) impressin' she's got furs that's sorta fashion

So round so firm so fully packed that's my gal