Eccentric Pornstars - The Great Egg guitar tab

This is pretty close, you have to alter the tuning on this, the solo's best when

played by two people or one man and a monkey. At no account must you ever play this

while eating a sandwich!!!!

E---------------------------------------------------------|

A---------------------------------------------------------|

E-----------5---------------------------------------------|

B----7-7----4---------------------------------------------|

D----8-8----6--4-4-4-4-4-4-4---------6---------2-2-2-2-0-0|

C#---5-5------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-|

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----------------------12-12-13----------------------------

-------------9-11-10----------14-15-14--------------------

-------7-9-8---------------------------12-9-8-------------

-5-6-7-----------------------------------------4-2-1------

Ladies and Gents...

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2-----2-------2--2-----2--2-2-2-2---2-2---2---2---2---2-2-

--3-4---2-1-0-----3--2---2--------2-----1---0---2--3---1--

-4-----0-------0-----------0---1-------------1-------4----

...in light of recent events...

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3----4---------5-----------7-----------1------------4----3

2-6-----15-------8------2-----0-0-4--2----2-----9-----5---

0-2--3-------4------11-----7--0-0---0--3----3-----3-----3-

-------12-------0-----------------------------3-----------

...we present to you...

chorus

-9--------------------------------------------------------

-8--------------------------------------------------------

-7--------------------------------------------------------

-6-------------4-4--4--4--4-4--4-4--4--4-4-4-4---4--4-4---

-4-------4--4-4-2---4---2--4------6----2-----7-------8--9-

-2--------4---6----7------8------------------9----------12

You may need to play this one with a large stick!!!

...The Great egg. Wahoo!...

repeat verse x2

solo

You may need to retune your guitar to play this easier but other

wise it goes like this...

12b14----------------------13-12-14a12--------------------

-------------------14b22-------------14--15-12------------

----------6--------------13--------------------8h12p17----

------6--------------------------10-----------------------

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