Eberhard Schoener - San Francisco Waitress lyrics
San Francisco, July 27 A 40 year-old accountant had lost his bid to collect 38 dollars in damages from a cocktail waitress Who broke a date with him Judge Richard Figoney ruled yesterday in small claims court against Tom Hosley Who sought the money from Alison Cheeselet, 31 because she had backed out on a date to accompany him to the theater Mr. Hosley said he drove 35 miles from his home in Campbell to San Francisco To pick up Ms. Cheeslet and was upset that she had not called him before he left home to tell him the date was off Judge, explaining his decision, said: "The promise to engage in a social relationship for one evening in exchange for affection and all one evening at the theater is an impossible [?] [?] involving a contract." Mr. Hosley had presented the cardboard broken heart at the theater And Judge Figoney took note of it in his opinion Quintilia in the first century A.D. observed that faint hopes are often like the dreams that waltz away Plantiff's exhibit A for identification: A cardboard object in the shape of a broken heart is all that returned to the plantiff with the court mindful of [?] [?] there we part Give me back my broken heart Oh, give me back my broken heart