Earl Stout - Armitage Shanks lyrics

*Armitage Shanks, it's a type of sink

Don't eat foreign meat, 'specially if it's pink

A nast bug in your stomach will grow

And make your band miss it's first show

Castle Blarney, County Cork

Might've been the chicken but ti wasn't pork

A cozy little joint by the name of Mac's Pub

Me and John and Adam stopped in for some grub

Spent the night in Dublin, spirits were high

Ordered chicken curry, no reason why

The next afternoon, oh how I had to shit

Something from the Emerald Isle threw me in a fit

Admitted to the Hospital

I had blood in my stool

I was looking pretty bad, but I kept my cool

My mom, she flew in from the states

My dad was worrying sick

But I had no girlfriend to even give a shit