Dynamite Hack - Alvin lyrics

to the safety of my couch

with my best friends

the ones who never let me out

i met a girl

her name was bovine

took her home with me last night and..

** i am so happy here

and i never have to try (to be to feed)

sit back and drink some beers

and go date-rape with the guys..in Alvin

in Alvin

woke up at ten

light my cigarette

got drunk again

just to drown out my regrets..yep

lying naked

just wearing this stupid grin

i am vacant

but in this town i fit right in..so

** i am so happy here

and i never have to try (to be to feed)

sit back and drink some beers

and go date-rape with the guys..in Alvin

eating pork and drinking wine

everything's just fine

eating pork and drinking wine

everything's just fine