Drummer On Top - Jaker guitar chord

hey everybody.  to start out, Jaker is the name of my dog, actually his name is Jake.  This is how the song I made for him goes -

INTRO: all this song is is bar chords .

Start out with the G bar (e style) bar chord

G bar (e style)

G# bar (e style)

A bar (e style)

A# bar (e style)

CONTINUE GOING ALL THE WAY DOW THE FRET BOARD UNTIL YOUR FINGERS CANT TAKE ANY MORE JAKER.  JAKER KILLS ME AT THE 12TH.

THEN HIt THE BAR CHORD (e style) from the 12th AND SLIDE ALL THE WAY BACK TO A G.  NOW HERE ARE THE LYRICS AND FEEL FREE TO SING ANYTHING ELSE THAT WOULD DESCRIBE ME SEXY DOG JAKE.

g

JAKE

g#

JAKE JAKER

a

JAKE JAKER

a#

JAKE JAKER

b

JAKE JAKER

c

JAKE JAKER

c#

JAKE JAKER

d

JAKE JAKER

d#

JAKE JAKER

...

JAKE JAKER

...

JAKE JAKER

...

JAKE JAKER

...

JAKE JAKER

NOW, CONTINUE THAT, UP AND DOWN THE FRET BOARED BUT ALSO SAY

I LOVE YOU

YOU ARE SO SEXY

DOGGY STYLE

PUT OH BROHER AND OH SISTER WHEN MUTING AND DOING STUFF AND KICK YOUR LEGS AROUND ACTING LIKE YOU ARE ON SPEED

& eat pure sugar before - let it settle for 10 minutes to help

and more - ENJOY - hes soooooo sexy

to see some pictures of what he looks like go to

http://www.netti.fi/~halle/dino.htm

http://www.dogomania.com/breed/breed187/

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/ukdogs/pastoral/FinnishLapp/finnlapp.html

http://www.finnishlapphund.com/