Drugstore - Offside lyrics

Hey Glen Hoddle, looks like you're in trouble

And England is lookin' outtta shape

You dream of glory, oh I do feel sorry

Only luck can save the English face

You're so heartbroken, your defence is open

And Gazza is carrying too much weight

As for your goalie, what a roly-poly!

And your four four two is out of date

And so you think you've got the guts to do it - ha!

When you're playing offside

And then missing the goal

And so Brazil will show you how to do it!

Ronaldo puts the ball into play

Juninho's gonna go down today

Romario puts the ball into place

But the English - they were an absolute disgrace!

The Lion's roaring while Brazil are scoring

Even God could not help the English side

'Cos everybody knows that we are better

You just roar and roar, but you don't bite

And so you think you've got the guts to do it - ha!

When you're playing offside

And then missing the goal

So let Brazil just show you how to do it!

Ronaldo kicks the ball into space

Juninho runs to the left and hey!

Romario kicks the ball into space

But the English game - what an absolute disgrace!

So hey, Glen Hoddle, looks like you're in trouble