Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me Im Shitfaced guitar chord

Intro

C, F, C, G, F, C, G, F, C

C

I play in a band

F C

We're the best in the land

G

We're big in both Chelsea and France

F C F C

I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar

F C G

There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance

C F C

So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty

G

These other gals mean nothing to me

F C F C

Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night

F C Am

'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see

[Chorus:]

F C

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

F C G F

and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,

C

She kissed me!

G F C

And I only bought her one round

C

I can bench press a car

F C

I'm an ex football star

G

with degrees from both Harvard and Yale

F C

Girls just can't keep up

F C

I'm a really love machine

F C G

I've had far better sex while in jail

C

I designed the Sears tower

F C

I make two grand an hour

G

I cook the world's best duck flambe

F C

I'll take the pick of the litter

F C

And girls jockey for me

F C Am

I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

C

I'm the man of the night

F C

A real ladies delight

G

See, my figure was chisled from stone

F C F C

One more for the gal then I'll escort her home

F C G

Come last call, I'm never alone

C F C

I own a house on the hill with a red water bed

G

It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame

F C F C

With girls by the pool and italian sports cars

F C Am

I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

C

I'm a pitiful sight

F C

And I ain't all that bright

G

I'm definitly not chisled from stone

F C

I'm a cheat and a liar

F C

No woman's desire

F G C

I'll probably die cold and alone

C

But just give me a chance

F

Cause deep down inside

G>

I swear I got a big heart of gold

C

I'm a monogamous man

F

No more one night stands

G>

Come on, honey, let me take you home

[Chorus x4]