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The President's Penis is Missing

By Drive-by Truckers

Written By Patterson Hood

Tabbed By Larry Mofle

rmofle@satx.rr.com

12/28/2004

G D

“They looked in the White House and Capitol Hill

D G

They looked everywhere for Buffalo Bill

G D

We called every scholar, reporter, and genius

D G

Has anyone seen the President’s penis?”

“It ain’t in the Congress or Judiciary

It ain’t in the Smithsonian or that big ole library

An astronomer claims it was sighted on Venus

Has anyone seen the President’s penis?”

Chorus:

C

“The Presiden’ts penis is missing, ole’”

C G

We searched high and low, every night, every day

G D

Lord, won’t you come down and redeem us

D G

Has anyone seen the President’s penis”

“Now Presidents have goofed up in all kinds of ways

In the 80’s we elected one missing his brain

George Washington caught a cold he couldn’t explain

And we all know the truth about Thomas Jefferson’s name”

“Franklin D. Roosevelt wasn’t no square

With that raging Woodrow in his wheelchair

And all the lesbians snickered that Elenor didn’t care

And John Kennedy’s penis was seen everywhere”

Chorus

“Them outer space people would laugh if they’d seen us

All this talk about cum-stains and oral coitus

Meanwhile the whole world suffers from hunger and meanness

But we’re more concerned with the President’s penis”