Draco and The Malfoys - My Dad Is Rich lyrics

My dad is rich,

Your dad is dead,

Everybody look at me, cuz I'm mother fucking rich.

My dad is rich,

Your dad is dead,

I'm a Malofy bitch and I'm mother fucking rich.

My Dad's always there.

To open all my doors,

You have to call a Patronus

Just to catch a glimpse of yours.

Mummy says she loves me.

When she tucks me into bed.

How's your mummy doing in

the Mirror of Erised.

Your Dad's on his journey

to the great beyond,

When you're duelling you

might see him come out

of someone elses wand.

You may have freed our house-elf

Put daft to our family name

But your parents still got toasted

by a big, green, glowing flame!

I'm rolling on my Nimbus, doing flips and shit.

You falling off your Firebolt, Dementors on your dick.

They trying to kiss you, cuz your a stupid git

My dad is rich mother fucker don't you ever forget!

My Dad is rich and,

Your Dad is dead and,

I got your weapon right here

Power of love and,

I love my mom,

I love my dad too,

We all love Lord Voldermort

And we all hate you!

Shut the fuck up,

My dad is rich!

Fuck Potter

I'm rich mother fucker

Fuck Potter,

I caught a snitch mother fucker

I'm on the block with my boys mother fucker

You sucking cock on your knees mother fucker

Hey mom if you could see me now

Shoe pressed up against Potter's brow

Gonna fly this broom to the moon somehow

Its magic mother fucker, anything is possible

(Snape's Patronus was a doe,

Cuz your momma was a hoe.

Voldermort look at me now.

Never thought I'd see the day

When i kicked you in the face

Be leave me when i say

I fucked your girlfriend)

My dad is rich,

Your dad is dead,

Everybody look at me, cuz I'm mother fucking rich.

My dad is rich,

Your dad is dead,

I'm a Malofy bitch and I'm mother fucking rich.

My dad is rich,

Your dad is dead,

Everybody look at me, cuz I'm mother fucking rich.

My dad is rich,

Your dad is dead,

I'm a Malofy bitch and I'm mother fucking rich.

Thanks to Misuki Hoshi for correcting these lyrics