Dr. John - Makin' Whoopee lyrics

Another bride, another groom

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season, another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

The groom is nervous, he answers twice

It's really killin' that he's so willin' for makin' whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses swing

Picture the same sweet love nest

And think what a years can bring

He's washin dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

So don't forget folks,

That's what you get folks, for makin' whoopee

Another year, or maybe less

What's this I hear? Well, can't you guess?

She feels neglected, and he's suspected

Of makin' whoopee

She sits alone,

Most every night

He doesn't phone, he doesn't write

He says he's busy,

But she says, "Is he?"

He's makin' whoopee

Now he doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says, "You'll pay six to her."

He says, "Judge, suppose I fail?"

Judge say, "Budge. Right into jail.

You'd better keep her. Yeah, I think it's cheaper

Than makin' whoopee.

Than makin' whoope

Than makin' whoope

Than makin' uh-huh

Makin' uh-huh<br><br>Thanks to thudord