Doug Moreland - The Chitty Song guitar chord

The Chitty Song

by Doug Moreland

E A E

I pulled over at the quick mart in my 83 chevrolet

E A E

Got a breakfast burrito, can of bud, and a tamale

A E

I got to work on time, only half past nine, Oh No, I got to Caca

F# B7

The rumble in my gut was headed toward my but I rushed back to my casa.

I pulled into the driveway in my 83 chevrolet

I don't know what hit me but I think it was the Tamale

I ran right through the door, my wife ("the whore") making love with my best friend

I just let them screw there was nothing I could do my concern was my rear end

Chorus:

E A E

Now I'm stuck on the chitter while my wife is cheating on me

E A E

I can't believe it I look over And theres no TP

A E

I need some assistance, toilet paper for instance but they’re too busy to bother

F# E

They just on doing and I just keep on going, and Uhghh, that’s better

Now I'm stuck on the chitter while my wife is cheating on me

Fake guitar

Chorus