Doug Anthony All Stars - World's Best Kisser lyrics

I'm wet and I'm moist

So come on let's rejoice

In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts

And the fact that we are all young adults

And lie back on your couch

After this there'll be no doubt

I don't care if you're a Miss or a Missus

You done been squelched by the world's best kisses

Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout

I'll suck your face until I pull your molars out

A tongue so grand you'll call me more than friend

One kiss from this and you'll never brush your teeth again

Well, go back to your husband now

Tell him you done broke your vow

Stand proud and say, "Hey Mister,

I've just been kissed by the world's best kisser."

Ho, ho, sit up straight and pout

I'll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out

A tongue so long it really grows and grows

Put it in your mouth and it'll clean out your nose

I've only kissed one girl before

My Grandma on the kitchen floor

She dribbled and grinned and said, "Hey kid,

You taught me things your Grandpa never did."

She added there'd be hell to pay

If Ma found out we'd gone astray

So hurry Paul, go and get some sleep

You finally got a skill to teach the sheep

Hey, hey, calm down and pucker up

These lips are strong enough to stop a truck

A tongue so long, it really packs a punch

One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch

One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch

Yesterday