Doug Anthony All Stars - Wimmin lyrics

(Tim reads this poem)

If I asked all the women of the world what it was to be a lesbian,

They would be silent, oh mother.

And yet, if I was to ask all the men (men is the derivative of womyn) in =

The

World what it was to be a lesbian,

They would talk their small dark and vicious minds for an eternity.

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock

Virile vulvic pole vaulter, creamy contorted control tower

Penetrating the big fluffy clouds of all womyn.

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock

Ramrod frothing spring roll, dipping, dunking, drooping,

Into the soy-sauce bowl of all sisters, to gain that sweet and sour pork =

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock

Siamese-eyed invader. Cake decorater, squidging, squirting, splodging,

The cheap white carbohydrates upon the womyns lemon-merangue sponge

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock

I reject thee, I reject thee, I reject thee...thrice

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock

Feculent fist thrust cruely inside the mother-earth, glove puppet.

Frontend-loader, mining, scraping, painting, defiling,

Filling the unwilling velvet goldmine, with splodges and wet wads of =

Baby

Gravy

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock

Loathing laden ladel lavishing lumps of creamy,

Airy white sauce upon the womyn's chicken maryland hairyland.

Oh male, you wish to fuck this body, you wish to fuck...it..now?

Well thou shalt not, thou shalt not, thou shalt not...thrice

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock

Furious frown invading the loving understanding vertical smile of all =

Womyn

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock

Single headed dog, pissing on the fallopian tree

Oh man, oh male, oh sapien, oh cock

Pink and purple pajero family wagon, driving around in the vulva =

Cul-de-sac

You total sexist bastard get out of our lives