Doug Anthony All Stars - Skinhead Sooty lyrics

Sooty's all grown up, he's not a puppet anymore

He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor

He glassed Basil Brush with a bottle of Stout

And threw a dart in Sweep's eyes before he pulled it out

Who's that walking on air?

Bouncing down the street without a care?

It's Skinhead Sooty with a killer xylophone

Blood soaked bovver boots, a racist attitude

A mean fucking mother son

Not afraid of anyone

Got the others on the run

Here he comes, here he comes

Sooty the Skin, oi!

Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak! Oi!

Sooty's got a tattoo and he's gone and shaved his head

He's dating Muppets half his age and getting 'em into bed

He says his friends are all miserable pricks

They're married now, or dead and gone or mentally sick

Who's that walking on air?

Bouncing down the street without a care?

Well, the hunt caught up with Basil Brush and he got clubbed to death

Bill and Ben got Little Weed and smoked it in the she'd

Zebedee OD'ed on E and now he's pushing clover

("It's not lawn, okay? I got it from the Wombles.")

Dougall blindly humps the leg of his owner

("I say! What's that tune?" said Dougall.

"Last post, damn splinter! Ow!")

Buddy is a bigot, the Clangers flew away

The Thunderbirds are puppets

(No! )

And Andy Pandy's gay

(And proud, people. No strings on Andy, he stands up himself these days.)

Who's causing havoc on the docks?

In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red Docs?

Skinhead Sooty, with a killer xylophone

Blood soaked Stanley knife, a racist attitude

He'll wait until you're all alone,

Crack your skull

Break your bones

Send the pieces to your home

He's a one

All in fun

Sooty the Skinhead!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi - OI!