Doug Anthony All Stars - Gilbert And Sullivan 1 lyrics

Loudly let the trumpets bray,

Tum tum turrah! Tum tum turrah!

Loudly bang the sounding brasses

Shall we walk hand in hand through the park?

We'll whisper sweet nothings and love sonnets by the Bard

It's a love I know will always last

If we walk hand in hand through the park

Shall we stroll along the promenade?

I shall buy you icecream treats and shield you from the sun

My heart beats louder than Venus did for Mars

Shall we stroll along the promenade?

Will you staple gun my genitals to the wall?

I wouldn't normally beg but I've been a trifle tense

We could both have a ball

If you staple gun my genitals to the wall