Dismemberment plan - It's So You lyrics

I rolled my eyes, burst into tears

And how appropriate can you get?

The details emerged, the anger surged

I got to say I wish we never met

Hey, a party cruise on the River Styx

And I suppose it's just as well

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you

A Concorde ride, right to the Pearly Gates

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you

You mom was mad at all your friends

And vice-versa. It wasn't cool.

I couldn't read your eulogy

I told your dad we kind of had an office pool

Hey, a party cruise on the River Styx

And I suppose it's the way to go

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you

A Concorde ride, right to the Pearly Gates

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you

We threw you a big Irish wake

I know that you're Bolivian, but

You always were the biggest fake

We chose the path of least resistance

And most fun, and most fun, and most fun

Let the record show that I will fight your legend at every turn

All the stories that were never true and the rep that you didn't earn

I will do everything in my power to make sure that this little stunt of yours

Gets you absolutely nowhere

But I guess I'm really talking to myself here