Discount - Half The Time lyrics

If I listened to my own wise words half the time,

I wouldn't be so sad half the time.

And if I ignored him half the time

and closed my eyes and held my ears and went to bed half the time, I think I'd be all right.

He said, she said, 'I think I'll be alright.'

I said, 'Shut the door so the creeps will stay out tonight.'