Dickies - Roadkill lyrics

(Leonard Phillips/Stan Lee)

I'm drivin' my pickup truck

I'm feelin' mean and I'm getting drunk

I drive all over town

Find a little critter and I run it down

Hit the brights and watch 'em freeze

Turn a little animal into head-cheese

Oh, it's roadkill

Drivin' around in my automobile

For roadkill

Ain't gonna stop 'til I get my fill

Out there by the side of the road

Might be a bunny or maybe a toad

It's guts are hanging out

Only one eye and part of a snout

I still don't think it's dead

Put it in reverse and squish it's head

Oh, it's roadkill

Drivin' around in my automobile

For roadkill

Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill

Roadkill

Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills

Roadkill

Kill a little critter just to get my thrill

Are you gonna run 'em down right now?

Yeah, I'm gonna run 'em down right now

If you drive 405

You won't find anything left alive

Suckin' suds while I'm makin' time

Squashin' little animals flat as a dime

These critters don't have a prayer

I just ran over Smokey the Bear

Now he's roadkill

Drivin' around in my automobile

For roadkill

Climb out of the cab and hand me a drill

Roadkill

Ain't gonna pay their hospital bills

Roadkill

Kill a little critter just to get my thrill

I love roadkill

Hit the lights

Squeeze 'em in my sights

Somebody's pet gonna need a vet

Ran one over but he ain't dead yet

This truck's a killin' machine

Pedal to the metal and I'm feelin' free

Somebody's kitty's gonna need a hysterectomy

I love roadkill