Desert Sessions - Interpretive Reading lyrics

Do you mind telling me what is on your head

Who is that

said George

Where are you?

Right behind you

said the voice

Look here

George looked and saw two eyes

Who are you

he asked the eyes

Are you a ghost

Huh, yes

The eyes replied

But I will have you call me Fred

I still want to know what is on your head

Oh, that

Said George

I'd forgotten about that

It is my hat I used when I was playing astronaut

Please take it off

Said Fred

It makes your voice sound off

So George took off the hat

Is that better

He asked

Much, much, much better

Fred replied

You have a nice voice

If you give it a chance

Maybe you'll get your choice

Thank you

Said George

Nobody ever told me that before

What brings you hear

Asked Fred

This is no place for a boy alone

Oh, but yes it is

Said George

What about you

Why are you here

It's a long story

Fred replied

Why don't you take off your pants and I'll tell you

But be brief with your briefs

I'm here to guard some treasure

Treasure

Where is that

Where you least expect it

The end