Descendents - Doghouse lyrics

in the world of man in the great rat race

makes his speeches then he does what he please

winners of the mosh impart their grace

as i wallow in the mush in a doggy daze

i live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese

chums lots of flies but why should i mind

then i get trashed by the ho thats my wife

can't get enough of kickin my hiney

life in the canine world

cats to chase and a bone to bury

full of doggy stench in this poo poo place

if i get a piece of tail i dont want to get married

this is just a doghouse why should i stay

if these folks are crazy

they try to tell me that they know where its at

i don't know maybe i'm lazy

this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog

i live like a dog

this is my doghouse

so now its time to go work for the man

i work for the man at the taco stand

i keep on grinding like a dog always does

no place to hide for this american dog

this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog

i live like a dog

this is my doghouse

when i frickin find what i'm lookin for

i dig right in and take my place

maybe i seem crass and crude

but a dog has to do what a dog has to do

this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog

i live like a dog

this is my doghouse

i'm just a dog, i eat cat feces,

feel like a hydrant on this doggy street

live in the doghouse, everybody hates me

i want to get laid, but everybody takes me

i'm your dog and you're bitches