Deliverance - Chipped Beef lyrics

Chipped Beef, such a treat

One jar of dried beef, two cups of whole milk,

one tablespoon of cornstarch, two tablespoons of butter,

half package of frozen peas, fresh if preferred,

salt and pepper, to your own taste

Here are the directions, follow closely

Fry the beef in the butter, in a medium saucepan,

add the milk, then the peas, then salt and pepper to taste

Mix cornstarch with quarter cup of whole milk

Then add mixture to simmer ten minutes or so

Although the recipe calls for fried, fried linguine,

I prefer several layers of warm buttered toast, lightly toasted

Ahhhh !!, man, aaaah !!!