Deep Purple - Anyone’s Daughter lyrics

Throwin' up a brick

No one came, I threw one more

That really did the trick

Your daddy came and banged my head

He said what kind of man,

Is this that's hangin' round my girl?

Huh, he threw me in the can

You're a farmer's daughter

You're a farmer's daughter

Why do I always get

The kinda girl I didn't ought to get

I won't get no more

Eggs and water

Now I've laid the farmer's daughter

Imagine I was a full grown man

And I could talk just right

Could I come and see you here

And do this every night?

Wham!

The door comes crashing down

Your daddy's face all pale

Says "come with me you hairy bum"

"I'll put you in my jail"

You're a judge's daughter

You're a judge's daughter

Why do I always get the kinda girl

I didn't ought to get

Now I'm getting

Jail and torture

'Cause I made

The judge's daughter

(Yes I did)

(It was nice)

Seems they're screaming

Law and order

When I go with anyone's daughter

Woman I should like some pease

And daddy hold your tongue

I think you're gonna die of fright

When I tell you what I've done

I can hear your tales and lies

You say I'm dumb and scraggy

But man this dumb and scraggy

Is your daughter's baby's daddy

She's a lucky daughter

Such a lucky daughter

Why did I always get

The kinda girl I didn't wanna get

Now I've got what I always fought for

'Cause I married a rich man's daughter

(What do you think of that