DEBBIE GIBSON - Take Me Home For Christmas lyrics

We figure, my daddy and me

Things are still the same, it seems

As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school

Aaron was a junior, the class of '32

His momma called him angel,

but everybody knew he was the

King king, the gross out king

They called him Piss Aaron

They always caught him pissin' in the hall

Piss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called

Dumb Larry from homeroom 9

Kept his locker full of weeds

Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire

Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers

The coach, the cheer leader, and

the chem teacher, and the

Dean dean, duh dean dean was after

Dumb Larry, they always caught him smokin' in the john

Dumb Larry, you never would have missed him

when he's gone

Chuck Biscuits, conservative-jive

The biggest pig in all the school

He would sit and smack his lips and drool

as he eyed your lunch

I left a bag in his desk one night

A raw egg sandwich and when Hungry took a bite

he had to

Up chuck, uh up up-chuck, a'pukin'

Chuck Biscuits, they always caught him eatin'

in the class