Dean Friedman - Jennifer's Ba lyrics

by Dean Friedman

Jennifer waited a year and a day.

She went to the doctor. They told her to pray.

She knew there was only so much they could say.

So, Jennifer decided there must be a better way.

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.

Jennifer's baby just came in the mail.

She's pink and she's perfect in every detail.

And Jennifer's a mommy now.

Jennifer always wanted a kid.

When they said that she couldn't she said, "Heaven forbid."

She said, "I'll adopt". And that's what she did.

Now they've got a stroller, a high chair and a crib.

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.

Jennifer's baby just came in the mail.

She's pink and she's perfect in every detail.

And Jennifer's a mommy now.

Jennifer has a girl baby.

She's healthy and strong and sweet as can be.

And Jenny and Larry and baby make three.

Once there was a couple. Now there's a family.

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale.

Jennifer's baby just came in the mail.

She's pink and she's perfect in every detail.

And Jennifer's a mommy now.