Dead Milkmen - Not Crazy lyrics

This is living

I've got everything I want at my fingertips

Just have to clap and lights turn on

I've got several piles of records

I don't know which one I'll put on next

I've got a hundred subscriptions to magazines I'll never read

I like mail

I'm staring at the toys on my wall

Wondering what can be swallowed

Or take out an eyeball

Or what the people in China think about these things

When they make them

I'm not crazy

I'm merely entertaining the thought of going insane

The ball game must be over now

Maybe they'll show a movie

From the '80's

And I'll imagine what it would be like to live back then

At the age I am now

I'm staring at the back of her head

Trying to make her turn around

Feeling the meat on my cat

Wondering what it would be like to cook her

But I won't

'Cause that would cause a terrible fuss among my friends

And I'm not crazy

I'm merely entertaining the thought of going insane

I'm not crazy (x9)