De La Soul

De La Soul - What The Fuck #1 lyrics

[Posdnuos:]

Aiyyo this is the "What the [BLEEP]" portion of the tape

Where we play you, exclusive songs you never ever heard before

That didn't make the album, that's why y'knahmsayin so

This one is called "De La Soul's Poster"

It was recorded during the "De La Soul is Dead" album

So you ain't gonna hear it nowhere else

Check it out yo here it go

["De La Soul's Poster":]

I was walkin down the street to meet with my sweet

I'm not a wimp, but a shrimp, by the gangsta pimp

Actually I'm a kid with a limp, for my left leg was damaged

by some girls who managed to run me over

Over the fact De La Soul was in a shopping mall

The gall of the floozies

Though kids pose with no chains or uzis

Yo they're straight up weak

Now I made it to the end of the street, what do I spot

... it made me drop my soda bop

to the beat y'all it seems my nightmare won't stop

I spot myyyyyyyyy girl and this cop

Gazin at a De La Soul poster on the side of a building

Was willing to forget it but my girl was singin

like a beaut' how cute Trugoy was

And if she was older how she'd be his boy

Was this somethin I deserved

I'm a dedicated proom, only cheated once in a blue moon

And she's ready to quit me for some face on a wall

The cop gets a call and

he had to jet, bet the more man with a holster

Now I'm quick to face the troublesome poster

Pulled out a marker that I had stashed

Figured I'd give him a blue mustache

But with a dash I received a slash

from a fist, it was my girl fist at that

I knew what I was doin would truly toast her

But didn't think she'd plug me for the De La Soul [needle drags]

[inserted track ends]

"What the, what the [BLEEP] was THAT!"

Yeah exactly y'all

Yeah that was a little out whi-whi-whiggedy-WHOA~!

But ummmmm, yeah y'know that was that early 90's flow of mine

If you want to consider it a flow

I mean I think my flow was still baking in the oven

I don't even think the oven was on

Actually I don't think it was plugged up yet but

Ummmm, let's get into something where umm

the flow's a LITTLE bit better

Some current stuff right here for ya

Aight let's do it

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