De La Soul - Jenifa Taught Me (Derwin's Revenge) lyrics

Access to her cove lovestruck was my mode

Took a look dropped my textbook Jenifa...oh!

Breakfast broke it fast she was in my English class

Asked for notes rocked my boat Jenifa...oh!

Jenny lost her favourite penny so I gave her a dollar

She kissed me and I hollered!

In a flash the schoolbell rang Jenny grabbed onto my hand

Took me home and said "Trugoy just swing it swing it swing!"

Verse 2

The Downstairs where we met, I'd brought records, she'd cassettes

Lost a break, found her shake, Jenifa, oh Jenny

Transcripts showed more than flirt, "I love daisies" read her shirt

Grabbed my jeans, Jimmy screamed, Jenifa, oh Jenny

Morals shaped like the floss, no-one could live their life for Pos

Found her house, aroused my joust, Jenifa, oh Jenny

Her clothes I did shuck, just like Dan I strictly stuck

To the punt, she cried "Kick it!", Posdnous was in

Jenny only thought about Jimmy, but asked was I a virgin

Like some kid named Derwin?

She said, "Let's try it in the bathroom", but the 'nous is way above

sinks

So to the kitchen she did Dan and came back wrapped in Saran

Break

Now wait a minute! Little Derwin got somethin' to show us that Jenny

could never do... (Listen...)

Hey! Look at little Derwin! Look at him go, look at him go!

Awwwwww...Baby!

Verse 3

Positions, muscles flexed, Dove was lost in a Ghana hex

Passed her test, felt her teddy, Jenifa, oh Jenny

Notions soothed the mood, Dove was lost in De La heaven

Scream Plug 2, did the do, Jenifa, oh Jenny

Jenny teased my homeboy Granny, in fact she teased so many

She was known as a garden tool

No more I dispatch, was it Jimmy had met his match?

Or could it be the realisation all girls owned a Jenny?

For normal health I have fought, a valuable lesson she hath taught

Don't flaunt that the candy is good unless you came with plenty