David Lee Roth - Two Fools a Minute lyrics

Seems like everything I like

Will make me sick or poor or fat (says who?)

Oh you beautiful doll

Save one for me

And try not to laugh

Who's got the time?

Who'll hold the horses

Now ya see it

Now ya don't (Right!)

Now I've seen everything

At least everything I want!

Tasty, very sweet

Honey for the life of me

Tell me baby please,

Who's that unexpected company?

So it's up the road

Turn right next Thursday

Think that's where I'm gone

I ain't drownin', just waving

Ain't even worth a song

We was makin' something of it

And "X" did mark the spot

But "Y"'s a crooked letter

I forgot.

But not me Chief

I'm just Radar

I don't talk in front of the kids

I know the difference

See, the meek shall inherit shit.

I'd wait for her parade

While she's out doin' Yankee doodle

Thought I had it made

But the gravy train was late as usual

So, it's up the road

Turn right next Thursday

Think that's where I'm gone.

I ain't drownin' just wavin'

Ain't even worth a song

See ya in the funny papers

Guess that's where I'll be

They say two fools born a minute

Guess that makes me three.